QUESTION: Am I old?
ANSWER: Yes, yes I am.
For my New Year's celebration, I'm going to take a nice, long, UNinterrupted bubble bath. Then, when I'm warm and cozy in my PJ's I'm going to cuddle up on the couch with a fuzzy blanket and watch my favorite episodes of The Office on DVD. I will hopefully doze off, chuckling myself to sleep. I don't need champagne or loud parties or resolute, life altering plans. Just Dwight K. Schrute.
"That's the American Dream. You can go to sleep and start new the next day." -Michael Scott