Warning: Shoveling Snow can be hazardous to your health.

Headline: Three men in the Cleveland area and one in the Columbus area died Saturday while shoveling snow, authorities said.

That is precisely why you will not catch me outside trying to shovel snow. I can wait until Spring.

What would you do for a Diet Coke??

Do you see that little dark spot to the left of the tree? That's our Suburban. It didn't make it up the driveway last night. In fact, you can't even see that we have a driveway. I happen to know that my 12 pack of Diet Coke was abandoned in the back when my husband had to hike from the end of the driveway to the front door.

Do I put on my snow boots and hike down to get it? Or do I stay nice and warm in my house and wait for the snow to melt???

Just how much do I need a Diet Coke? This may be a good time to evaluate my addiction...

Dear God, It's March.

Dear God,

You're snowmanship is impressive. This blizzard has everyone stuck inside their homes. Even restaurants are closing. Seriously, it takes a lot to shut down a Long John Silvers. If I might be so brazen as to offer up a couple suggestions:

a) Please keep all blizzards and heavy snow falls confined to the months of December and January. A Christmas snow is beautiful and sets the world rejoicing and singing Your praises. It's March. The snow is cold and it sets everyone to saying different things about You. I'm just saying... I'm sure you'd like to get along in the business of flowers and Spring rains.

b)Additionally, could you work out the schedule so we're only snowed in on school days? Being snowed in on the weekend is the pits.

I know it's a lot to ask, but I know You're in the business of miracles, especially since Hillary won Ohio and Texas.

Amen.


PS Please help the road crews to get the roads clear by Tuesday because I have a hair appointment.