A recent finance report came out on Yahoo!. I know. Big Deal. The big deal is that Krispy Kreme might go out of business.
Perhaps you don't have a Krispy Kreme near you. Perhaps you don't know that a person can buy a HOT glazed donut, just as it's coming off the conveyor belt of goodness, right after it is lovingly bathed in a waterfall of sugary glaze. It is what the White Witch of Narnia would call, "Turkish Delight." It's moral demise in a cardboard box. It will rot your soul and your teeth. Delicious.
Did you know...
You can take your kids' report cards into a Krispy Kreme and they will give you a FREE donut for every A your child receives. FREE! So let's see...
5 kids 6 A's each
30 FREE DONUTS.
Who needs dinner? Get yours now before they decide this deal is what's driving them out of business.