Saturday, March 8, 2008

Dear God, It's March.

Dear God,

You're snowmanship is impressive. This blizzard has everyone stuck inside their homes. Even restaurants are closing. Seriously, it takes a lot to shut down a Long John Silvers. If I might be so brazen as to offer up a couple suggestions:

a) Please keep all blizzards and heavy snow falls confined to the months of December and January. A Christmas snow is beautiful and sets the world rejoicing and singing Your praises. It's March. The snow is cold and it sets everyone to saying different things about You. I'm just saying... I'm sure you'd like to get along in the business of flowers and Spring rains.

b)Additionally, could you work out the schedule so we're only snowed in on school days? Being snowed in on the weekend is the pits.

I know it's a lot to ask, but I know You're in the business of miracles, especially since Hillary won Ohio and Texas.


PS Please help the road crews to get the roads clear by Tuesday because I have a hair appointment.


Heather J. said...

Very nice.....They really closed Long John Silver's? WOW.

christina said...

Yes, they closed it. I know this from the news, not because I went through the drive thru to order a family pack of hushpuppies.