Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Six bedrooms, 2.5 baths, clothing optional..

Ethan and Hudson stood at the open kitchen doors, looking out into the cow pasture. A small spider must have swung in from a web above (outside the house, of course). The following conversation took place. The voices are real, not actors:

"Spiders, eeewww!"

"We need to move to town so we don't have spiders."

"Yeah, that's true. No spiders or flies. They're gross"

"But if we lived in town, we couldn't run around outside in our underwear."

"Oh, that's true. That won't work then, we'll have to live here."

"You're smart Hudson."

"That's what happens when you're eleven minutes older Ethan."

Realtors take note: To get "the edge" you're looking for in this buyer's market, don't neglect to advertise this obvious benefit:

The ability to run around outside in your skivvies.

Watch your profits rise.

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