Me: "Dylan, what do you want for your birthday?" He turns 11 in the next few days.
Dylan: "Peace and love for my fellow man."
Me: "Good idea. Now can you give me something I can buy?"
Dylan: "How about a dirt bike?"
Me: "Try again."
When I was his age, I got a...shoot, I can't even remember what I got for my 11th birthday. I'm sure it was some version of a cardboard box.