Go Elf Yourself.

Yes, you too can look this ridiculous.

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Sudden the wee Elf
Smiled a wee smile,

Tugged till the toadstool
Toppled in two.
Holding it over him
Gaily he flew.

-Oliver Herford (1863–1935), poet. The Elf and the Dormouse (l. 15–20). . .