I called my mother to tell her I'd written about her on my blog.
"I know. Your brother told me. You wrote about my chiropractor."
"Yeah. I did."
"Well, I did talk to him and I have information about your allergy problem but now I don't think I'm going to tell you because you're just going to write about it on your blog."
"So you're going to withhold life saving information from me?"
"Yes, I think I will. You're just going to keep going to your MD who's going to keep prescribing all that medicine that stunts your growth."
"Mom, I'm 34 years old. Unless I'm going to hit a mid-life growth spurt I think I'll be OK."
I'm still waiting.